Wednesday, Sept. 28, 2005 - 10:10 p.m.
Small Scale Revenge
If sure you agree that one of the best reasons for having an online journal is plotting small-scale revenge on ANNOYING WALLIES in the world.Today I was minding my own business on the tube when a tallish man came on and did that thing of taking up too much space - sitting with his legs wide open and his arm along the back of the seat. I thought, he must have a giant cock. No I didn't, I thought he must BE a giant cock. But, hilariously/annoyingly his personal music player was on REALLY loudly so I could hear every note.
And I heard that it was A-Ha. You know. I really love those Norwegian popsters but no way do I think they're so cool or unusual that everyone else on the tube should hear. Touch meeeeee! Close to my heart! Believe meeeeeeee! The sun always shines on TV...
Even more hilariously, the sound cut out 2/3rds of the way through, so he started it again.
And yes, I laughed to myself, and yes I was plotting telling Dland all about it. Ha, take that, cock-boy.